Corrupt a Wish (Forum Game)

[CalliopeSoul]

You were not specific in your wish. New Pokemon take over the world and kill all humans.

I wish I had the new Super Smash Bros. game for Nintendo 3DS.

[CalliopeSoul]

*pokes the thread*

[Phookamon]

You have the new Super Smash Bros, but unfortunetly it is broken and does not work.

I wish I was a Dragon Rider like in Eragon.

[Eiburine]

Granted But the Dragon has the most spikiest, sharpest scales that no saddle can enable you to sit on it comfortably :3

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Ferrero Rocher

[Phookamon]

*makes a super thick saddle to put on their dragon* HA! :P

[Phookamon]

*sigh* that moment you make a typo and press the wrong thing....

[CalliopeSoul]

You are granted your lifetime supply of chocolate. It crushes your house.

I wish finding an internship wasn't so difficult.

[Phookamon]

You no longer find getting an internship so difficult, but every place that wants to hire you requires 24/7 work each day, no sleeping, no eating, and no drinking, you soon die at your new job.

I wish that there was enough access to good and healthy food and water for everyone, all of it free.

[CalliopeSoul]

Okay, everyone has free good food and water. The world becomes a horrible dystopia, though.

I wish my dishes washed themselves.

[Eiburine]

Granted. The dishes wash themselves. The wash themselves in the sink. They wash themselves in the cupboards. The wash themselves while you're eating on them. You have flooded cupboards and wet food.

I wish for perpetually warm clothes from the dryer >w<