Corrupt a Wish (Forum Game)

[TheIronGod]

NNNOOOooooo!!! lol (I was like, "Yes! I'm a 9' vampi- No! Twilight!)

PO enters Beta immediately, but the game is actually an Illuminati MK Ultra mind control program.

I wish the Twilight books never came out.

[CalliopeSoul]

Granted. You are in an alternate universe in which the Twilight books never came out: the universe in which they're real.

I wish for a daisy bouquet.

[Zhize]

*Poof* a daisy bouquet appeared, BUT THEY ARE INFESTED WITH WASPS!!!

I wish I have a gaming console

[CalliopeSoul]

You have a gaming console. It's an Atari 2600.

I wish my internship search was going better.

[Zhize]

Congrats! You're now interning as a deodorant tester (and look at all of those armpits)

I wish the holidays come faster

[CalliopeSoul]

Granted. All holidays, and your birthday, are all the same day now. Happy ChristmaEasterBirthdayWeen etc.

I wish I didn't have to throw away my decorated Halloween pumpkin.

[Zhize]

(Hmm that day might get crazy, since we have a lot of holidays where I'm from :P)
You get to keep your pumpkins, unfortunately they come alive "5 Nights at Freddy's" style

I wish it doesn't rain as heavily where I'm from

[TheIronGod]

Ice weighs less than water, so all the rain there freezes into hail, falling less heavily but utterly pounding everything into oblivion.

I wish I didn't have to start my game company on my own.

[Splair]

Many people suddenly want to start your game company with you. So many. You have 180 046 people working under you. Every day that multiplies further. By the end of the year you have the entire world's population working in your game company. The economy crashes. Death.

I wish I pass my exams

[Dirge]

Congratulations! You got A+ in all your exams! Sadly it was just a dream you were having during the test.

I wish new Pokémons!