Corrupt a Wish (Forum Game)

[CalliopeSoul]

I've seen this game on lots of forums. Wish for something, and the next person "grants the wish" but corrupts it in some way.

For example, say someone says, "I wish I had a million dollars."

The next person says something like, "Granted. A million dollars in coins fall on your head."

So I'll start.

I wish more people posted on the forum.

[Zhize]

A huge onslaught of trolls start posting on the forum

I wish I have more friends

[TheIronGod]

You have more friends, hordes and hordes and swarming hordes friends who latch desperately on to you refusing to leave you alone, even to sleep... they demand your attention 24/7 and quickly become upset when you have plans with others.

I wish I never had to sleep.

[Prismshard]

Granted. You never had to worry about dying from lack of sleep, but you still feel all of the other symptoms. Such as: fatigue, irritability and hallucinations.

I wish I could stay motivated to draw more often.

[mrs saturn]

Granted. You're full of motivation to draw all the time except for the times when you actually have the time and means to draw.

I wish this chair wouldn't make my back hurt.

[CalliopeSoul]

Granted. The chair doesn't make your back hurt. It actually massages your back. It does so with very creepy robotic hands though.

I wish for ice cream.

[TheIronGod]

You have gunpowder and buffalo flavored icecream.

I wish I was 9' tall.

[CalliopeSoul]

Granted. You can't fit in your house, or on any furniture. Also, you can't find clothes that fit.

I wish for cake.

[TheIronGod]

No clothes? No problem. I am majestic in my new form. Behold! Hopefully I won't freeze to death outside of my house, though.

You wish for cake? *poof* A urinal cake appears before you.

I wish I had fangs.

[CalliopeSoul]

Granted. You have fangs. You are also a vampire. Of the sparkly variety.

I wish Pumpkin Online was in beta sooner.